Responding To The Immortal Reader’s Search Results!

Buckle up, because it’s about to get strange…

Hello! My name is Ally and today I’ll be answering The Immortal Reader’s Search Results! Now I’m not exactly sure how search results work, mind you, but Cait over at Paper Fury did a similar post and I thought it would be fun to write one for our blog!

For those of you who are on WordPress and blogger, you can check out your own Search Results in the Stats section of your blog!

Lets get started!

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“Nick Robinson wallpaper iPhone”Β 

I mean, I understand why you would want Nick as your wallpaper. He’s cute and a movie star, but I’d advise against making a human into wallpaper. It’s a messy process, and plus the kidnapping takes wayyyyyy to long, so maybe find a pretty flower or something…

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“the outliers top book reviews and comments”

Awwwww thanks!!! We certainly do have top book reviews and comments! *wink wink*

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“random page”

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“throne of glass series quotes”

YOU LIKE THRONE OF GLASS TOOOO?????

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*dragon is much excites*

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“if you like leigh bardugo you’ll love…”

MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding…. You’ll probably love Six of Crows! Or, you know…..

THRONE OF GLASS!!!

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“percy Jackson book tag”

HE IS MY BOYFRIEND, OKAY? NOT YOURS. GET YOUR TAGS AND QUESTIONS AWAY FROM MY PERCY!

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“aelin commenting on rowans dull immortal life”

Aelin: Rowan, you have a dull immortal life.

Rowan: *rolls eyes*

Aelin: *stabs someone and flips hair*

END SCENE!

See? I could totally write a book.

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“strange girl book summary”

There was once a strange girl….. And then she tragically died. Boom. Summary.

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“word press.com christopher pike immortal”

CHRISTOPHER IS IMMORTAL? HOW COME HE DIDN’T TELL ME??? No wonder he writes so many books….

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“things that make a book nerd mad”

Here is a list:

  • not being able to fly like a dragon and do awesome things like stabbing. Β 
  • Not living in a fantastical world with said dragon.
  • Not having my own armada of ships.
  • Not having said armada with flags and treasure
  • Being interupted whilst reading.
  • WHERE THE HECKY HECK IS MY HOGWARTS LETTER, DUMBLEDORE? HUH?
  • if you borrow a book and don’t give it back, we have a problem.
  • Not being able to kill said person who borrowed book because murder is expensive.
  • Jail time exists.

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“a court of mist and fury summary”

Meet Tamlin. He isn’t very nice. Meet Rhysand. Rhysand nicer. Also, wings and stab stab.

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“read book court of mist and fur”

Yes. Yes you should read Court of Mist and Fur!*

*Not a YA book

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“akarnae plot”

Alex meets two cute boys and also super cute boy. And also serial killer. Also Narnia and pew pew magic.

Would recommend!

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“books to read at the beach 2016”

NOOOOOO BOOKS AND WATER DO NOT MIX! BOOK IS NOT SUBMARINE!

but seriously, read My Best Friend Is A Goddess and Geekerella.

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“vampire academy rose and dimitri fanfiction”

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“skulduggery pleasant fanfiction”

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Check it out here!

So, that sums up this post! Tell me below which search you liked best and what book you are currently reading!! Thank you so much for reading and I’ll see you next time!
-Ally xx

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12 thoughts on “Responding To The Immortal Reader’s Search Results!

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  1. Can I just say, there are so many more interesting things than stabbing… like honestly, disembowelment takes the cake for me! Just so you’re aware, you guys have a real thing for violence…

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      1. Please. Remember English work today? “The owlβ€”slim, pale, beautifulβ€”settles on the high beam, a writhing mouse trapped in its merciless beak. Bending his head, he sets it on the beam, ensnaring it now in its foot. His large talons dig into the old wood as he rears his head backβ€”
        And then down, slicing the mouse apart from scapula to pelvis. She smiles grimly at the blood and innards that spill from the mouse’s static body. Releasing its mauled body from his claws, the owlβ€”deadly, dangerous, significantβ€”feasts, picking out the organs before eating the rest of the body whole.”
        And just eww. I want to see Mrs Hodgson’s reaction so badly tho…
        ~L

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        1. Yeah but we all know already that YOU have issues… now I’m talking about ALLY… and that’s sure to be entertaining. Also, good luck handing that in.

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